starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

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raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

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vintage-katie:

Chelsea Handler has a new stand-up special that premiers on Netflix October 10th, and I could not be more excited about it.

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eleneripenneth:

lilyliqueur:

Wesley the sass master, here.

Because there is never enough Princess Bride.  Ever.

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fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

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twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]


I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are justD:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]

I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
D:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

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iconicmonsters:

loseegoose:

scurrilizzie:

animalsdoingstuff:

The cheerio lands on the dog’s head.

i think this is the best gif

Forgot how to dog there for a second.

This shit is hilarious no matter how many times I see it.

iconicmonsters:

loseegoose:

scurrilizzie:

animalsdoingstuff:

The cheerio lands on the dog’s head.

i think this is the best gif

Forgot how to dog there for a second.

This shit is hilarious no matter how many times I see it.

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So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

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pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

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We are extra careful with what we’re doing, we have some very literaly fans online, this one goes by happyjacq and I have to be careful because she guesses stuff, she has theories, and she can be very close to what we re doing and sometimes I’ll go to the writers: happyjacq got it! we might just have to shift it a little bit.
Graeme Manson mentions happyjacq​ on In this day of second screen and intense discussion does that affect you as a writer?” (Writers Guild of Canada at Fan Expo)


bilkatt:

one thing that will never not amuse me is the fact that the swedish word for bat is flappy mouse

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hughdancydance:

femininewritings:

fkef:

king-of-aces:

thickienicki:

kobetyrant:

Britney is younger than Bey…

white people age like milk lol

Lmao

yeah. the stress of having your parents financially dependent on you since childhood, learning disabilities, mental illness, two divorces, and drug and alcohol abuse will age you. 

not to say bey has had it easier since you know, racism. but bey definitely has class privilege and as far as we know, health/ability privilege over britney. but yeah, go on and say how poorly britney has aged. It’s not like she’s been working and paying her family’s bills since she was like 15.

I have to agree on this…it’s not fair to make racial comments about one woman in comparison to another. As women, we need to be trying to cooperate with each other, not tear each other down. It only perpetuates an endless damaging cycle, in my humble opinion.

Not to mention the fact that Beyonce, the woman who stood in front of the word Feminist in big letters on national television, probably would be really upset to see that people are saying things like this. 

Also 

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She looks just fine to me. 

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thenamallama:

acktopus:

weimeraner:

every show needs a musical episode. even if it’s terribly out of place and confusing and nobody on the cast can sing it needs a musical episode. musical episodes

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can´t argue with that

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