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i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
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hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
I CANT BREAHTE
Dobby is a free elf
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
Okay, Chinese photoshop trolls are way funnier than American photoshop trolls.
i just appreciate photoshop
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Sherlock is a show about brilliant people not giving a damn about anything.
except Mrs.Hudson
touch her and Sherlock will give more than a damn
Touch anyone Sherlock cares about, and he’ll give more than a damn.
touch all of them and he’ll jump off a building
GO SIT IN A CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.
Teachers can be bullies too.
g-i-l-b-e-r-t-n-i-g-h-t-r-a-y:
I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word.
THIS^^
third grade was hell because everyone thought i was exaggerating
In sixth grade, I had a teacher scream at me several times a week for being diabetic. The principal didn’t believe me.
During a math test
| Me: | my answer = 23 |
|---|---|
| Answer choices: | 170, 195, 264, 362 |
| Me: | well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer. |
when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
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